The Unaligned One

I’m SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic

I’m EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I’m BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.

I’m BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I’m HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I’m ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I’m JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I’m a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I’m GAY, so I MUST…