I’m SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic
I’m EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I’m BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.
I’m BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I’m HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I’m ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I’m JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I’m a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I’m GAY, so I MUST…